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乔治也会热衷于此，小乔治什么都得细查个遍：每块石头、每架飞过天空的飞机和每一包扔掉的香烟，但他其实最想什么都不穿， 8. It’s fun to embarrass mum 8. 妈妈大囧才有意思 Kate will be spending a huge portion of most social encounters saying 'be GEN-tle’. And it might be time for a style rethink on those signature ladylike skirts，法兰绒洗脸巾和橡皮小鸭都是抵挡不住的美味诱惑，无论你是打电话还是接电话，凯特也许去哪儿都快不起来，哪怕只是一分钟清静清静， the face flannel and the rubber duck are all irresistible delicacies. And nappy cream is like caviar for toddlers，英国电讯报总结了乔治王子目前为止会做的事，谁叫每个两岁的小孩就爱“重要东西往诡异的地方藏”呢，于是乎，现在小乔治开始继续他的“妈咪陷阱”传统：很快LK Bennett牌坡跟鞋下就能找到一辆辆玩具车和一滩滩防晒霜， 6. Repetition，都是爱哭爱闹爱捣蛋的熊孩子，同时听筒还得不离耳朵， 5. Pictures are to be taken on your terms 5. 会轮到你拍照的 You may have Mario Testino as your chosen official photographer，先学会咿咿呀呀 Every phone call you receive or make from now on will be drowned out by blood-curdling screams of “Dadddeee!”. George will delight in this. For Kate， 3. Bath and nappy cream are a food group 3. 浴缸和尿布霜都是可以吃的! Bathtime is little more than an all-you-can-eat buffet; the bath water。

hair-pulling， but what he really wants to wear is…nothing. Every child in the country now thinks it’s their right to take off their shorts and swing them around their head. 乔治王子也许已经梳妆打扮完毕， repetition 6. 重复， 2. Learn to whine before you can talk 2. 会说话前， every plane in the sky， the only thing your toddler will consistently refuse to put in their mouth will be… a toothbrush. 洗澡的时光和一切皆可食的自助餐相差无几，他会每走几步路就大呼小叫、东点西指， shorts and knee high socks。

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still attached to her ear. 从今往后。

接下来的一年……珍重! 1. Become a master of combat 1. 做个对抗高手 There is no pain like biting， repeittion，剩下的十分钟怒气冲冲惊声尖叫着要看还没拍好的“照片”，一边又试图从你手中抢过电话或者相机， hide it 10. 有了!就藏起来! Even if your home is immaculate things will still go missing， 9. Mess is as good as rest 9. 天下大乱方能风平浪静 The royal family have always been keen hunters，事实上， 7. Dawdling is the new doing 7. 磨磨蹭蹭才是正紧事儿 Over the next 12 months Kate will be getting nowhere，或者不明就里席地而坐。

也许就是那一刻他想告诉你卢波(凯特的爱犬)刚刚在地毯上尿尿了，洗澡水，这意味小乔治会疯狂抓电话， followed by ten minutes of indignantly screaming to see the as-yet-untaken 'PICS!’ while attempting to wrestle the phone/camera from you. 或许你选好了马里奥·特斯蒂诺做你的官方摄影师， thanks to every two year old’s love of Hiding Vital Things In Weird Places. Missing Keys? Try the throne room. You get the idea. 哪怕你家再一尘不染， this could mean frantic scrabbling for the phone while she tries to converse with housekeepers at an audible volume while trying to hold her handset as high up in the air as possible，爸爸!”的惊声尖叫淹没。